Total Medals Earned: 170 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,920 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/230 points)
Read the comic
Reach the next goal in 20 second
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach 75m
Reach 100m
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/285 points)
new adventure
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Defeat
Unlock
very hard
golden skin
Listen musics
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/155 points)
Waste Any Amount of Time in "Sit and Wait" Mode
Lose During Any Mode
Have a Score of 1500 or Higher
Have a Score of 3000 or Higher
Have a Score of 4500 or Higher
Clear a Screen of Bricks in "Breakout" Mode
Clear 3 Screens of Bricks in "Breakout" Mode
Clear 5 Screens of Bricks in "Breakout" Mode
Juggle 5 Tennis Balls in "Juggle" Mode
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)
Level Up once.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 8/32 (40/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
