Total Medals Earned: 15 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/340 points)
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Complete level 2
complete level 6
complete level 10
complete level 16
complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/80 points)
Find the hidden easter egg! HINT: You have to drag it from one edge of the screen!